i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
screwsociety: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
yargaflargen: why is it that every other country can treat america like shit and call everyone of us stupid and moronic but when someone makes fun of japan or england they’re like “omg america shut up you dont even know anything like america does good things too countries that are glorified like japan and england do bad things too the sad thing is that even if i make a big long text post...
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
ironelk: What do you think ‘the stuff’ is? Who knows, poison?? explosives? explosive poison
im slowly unlearning how to english
hipsterloli: “Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities” Me:
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
ashketchurn: i put the sad in quesadilla
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
partybarackisinthehousetonight: maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
lol-sobbing: *thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*